it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
(via russixn-queen)
ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
(via lubricates)
some songs are like old friends
(Quelle: plsingly, via thugofalbania)
I’m an overthinker so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one.
(via thugofalbania)